FADINGLY HANDSOME, HORNY, DECENT, RELIABLE TOP

Man in Westbury, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 26 minutes ago

This profile is a bit long, but it is apparently a ‘good read’ - I have had men message me, knowing they’re not my type, just to say how they enjoyed reading it and that it made them laugh.

Have you ever tried to heard cats?!? Dealing with many men on this site - bisexual men especially - can be even worse!!!

I do get too many messages from men who obviously haven’t even read the very basics of my profile!!! WHY?!?

PLEASE READ IN FULL BEFORE MESSAGING OR WINKING.

Please don’t make contact if you like to wear ladies clothes - even knickers or tights unless, possibly, you could do a meet without wearing them

* Please do not make contact if you have no photos on your profile or you are not prepared to send at least one - preferably a torso shot - with your initial message!!! *

Once very good looking 59 year old total top who now looks better from a distance, sadly. So many lie about their age on here. I don’t. I don’t look anything like as good as I used to, but I’m not exactly the Elephant man either!!!

My reason to being on this site is to meet and have sex with men. THAT is its only purpose. This is not a marital agency or Facebook!!!

I get a lot of winks/messages, and I am reasonably successful on here but if you are what I call a ‘yes, yes, yes, no’ messer/fanatasist then PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER ME. There is absolutely no point in reading any further.

Please remember if we’re messaging that there is danger in the written word - with no tone, things can be misunderstood. I find that bi men are often overly sensitive and will automatically take things the wrong way. I am described in my verifications as gentlemanly. I rarely aim to offend although there ARE a lot of fucking idiots on this site!!!

If you are 5’6”-5’9”, lean (not necessarily muscly) or if you have a bit of a Dad bod, short hair with a nice cock and you are bottom, then you go straight to the head of the queue.

Looks are not so important. I’m not looking for David Gandy, a young Cary Grant or a Daniel Craig look a like.

I have a thing for tanned bodies and white bums which I can bury my face into before fucking it senseless!!!

If you make an arrangement hook up and you don’t arrive, don’t answer the door when I get there or I get some pathetic, lame excuse, you WILL be blocked!!! END OF STORY!!! The under 30’s are by far the worst!!! It is about time you got a grip and learnt some fucking manners!!!

The under 30’s on this site do seem to be about as reliable as a mechanically fucked Range Rover. Prove me wrong!!!

# I DO NOT do blind meets. I do need to see some photos of you - not necessarily face. If for some reason you are not prepared to send a photo or two, stop reading now #

* PLEASE NOTE *

a) I’m only into lean/slim/skinny maybe a bit of a dad bod men. Sorry. Large and chubby - it just won’t work. Rugger build is nice.

b) upper age limit as stated at 55. I do have a lot of messages/winks from men who are older than 55. Why?!? If you are a fit sexy, reliable man aged 55-60, you could well be in luck, if you’d like to send a message.

c) messages/winks sent by those with no immediately viewable profile photos are unlikely to get a response unless a photo or two is included with the message!!! You can see me. I need to see you. It is only fair

d) men in ladies clothes, even just panties, are a massive turn off for me and every other gay man I know. Something for ‘bi-curious’ and ‘bi-sexual’ men to bear in mind

e) arsehole shots are horrible!!! A torso shot is a good start. Arse and cock photos even better

f) my age is for real, unlike SO MANY on this site. Born July 1965. Do the maths

g) please avoid just ‘Hi’ or ‘Hey’ as an initial message. Peak my interest with a proper message chaps.

h) be sure to read my verifications. I really didn’t write them myself!!!

i) some men on this site want everything exactly their own way seemingly - bi and gay. One slight or perceived deviation from what they demand and it’s a no go as far as they’re concerned!!! GET REAL boys!!! Adopt some more realistic expectations

j) gay men or queens who take themselves FAR too seriously (I lived in London for 21 years, which is where most of such men are found) can be spotted by me quite quickly. I cannot and will not pander to such individuals

Experienced, with 40+ years of cock, bum and cum fun. I’ve been told repeatedly that I’m good at what I do.

If I had a fiver for every man over the last 40 years who said how nice my cock is and how they could suck on it all night (“don’t let me stop you!!!”) and how it is an ideal size for fucking (absolutely true) I be driving a brand new Bentley!!!

Looking (ever hopefully) for decent, RELIABLE - REPEAT… RELIABLE, clean, lean/muscular/dad bod under 55 bottoms who want or need a seriously good fucking

Can accommodate (I live alone) or I can travel.

I AM VERY DISCRETE

Looking for RELIABLE - repeat - RELIABLE non camp gay/bi sexual men. If you’re about as reliable as a drug fucked pikey PLEASE BLOCK ME NOW

If you want serious sex, GET IT!!! You’ve got as far as this site - BE BOLD!!!

Serious sex is what you’ll get from me if there is chemistry: kissing (if you want to) licking, sucking, rimming and… fucking

I’m happy to play the dom role although you will have to address me as ‘Sir’ I HATE ‘Daddy’!!!

Certified very clean and free of everything. I am on PReP and really prefer BB but it is not a deal breaker.

Don’t wake up in 10/20 years time and wish that you’d had a whole lot more cock.

I am a kind, understanding, gentlemanly, witty, often good natured man.

However, endless messaging, especially sex chat, is not really my thing. Sex chat has alarm bells ringing as to whether a man is genuine or not. 9 times out of 10 they are time wasting fantasists!!!

Ultimately, a face shot would be nice, but not essential. You can see me, I need to see you as I WILL NOT do blind meets. A body shot is required as the term ‘average’ on this site seems to cover a multitude of sins.

Established profiles with no photos are very suspicious to me. Likewise, profiles with no verifications at all. You wouldn’t buy a car without seeing it and checking its details. Why would I hook up with a man I know nothing about?!?

There are FAR too many messers on this site - fantasists who probably never have, and never will actually have sex with a man. My advice to you would be to stick with having a wank dreaming about it all.

This site is very hit and miss - sadly, more miss than hit. That said, I have met some very sweet, sexy men on here in the last year or so I have been using it.

Please note that I live in a village near Westbury (which is near Warminster) not Westbury on Trym Bristol.

I am 30 miles/less than one hour from Bristol and Swindon. 6 miles from Trowbridge. 8 from Melksham. 15 from Chippenham. 20 from Bath.

I live alone. If you can’t accommodate and you need to come to me and these distances are too much for you then it’s a bit of a non starter.

59 years old, Gay

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Top
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Men
Aged from 25 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bareback, Bikers, Cruising, Cubs, Feet, Fur, Group sex, Kissing, Muscle, Oral, Rimming, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform

Verified Genuine Profile

*euatass (55), Man on 18 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a wonderful, passionate, sexy time with this gorgeous guy. I began by spending a lot of time with his lovely cock in my mouth, pleasuring him & feeling him writhing with pleasure. Then he stood me up, leant me over the bed, & gave me a long, deep, sensual fucking. mmm delicious xxx

*eloadandrepeat (47), Man on 15 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this gentleman. Was fortunate to be in his company for a few hours and enjoyed amazing sex for the duration…… this guy has stamina!! Thank you again Sir

*se_Me_Now34 (38), Man on 25 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Have had the pleasure of this gent fucking me twice in one weekend. Delightful cock will definitely meet again

*opguyathome (49), Man on 16 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely respectful gentleman - genuinely nice person too

*unfun99 (42), Man on 1 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Nice guy with a hard cock. Had pleasure sucking his hard cock and taking a good pounding. Look forward to next time.

*estburyfun (54), Man on 3 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a great time with this lovely gent

*unforsomeone (54), Man on 2 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met up and Wow, really nice guy who certainly delivers. Thanks

*tarinbath (54), Man on 28 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Very easy to arrange a meet with this horny and sensual guy. Fucks beautifully and for long, making sure I had prolonged pleasure.

*allguy176 (39), Man on 23 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say, this fella knows how to fuck, and fuck me good he did. Nice bloke and great at kissing x

*ustjohn (63), Man on 14 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Great couple hours fun. Rim me sucked me deep then funcked me deep knows how to fuck and please. Would deff meet again nice chat after.

*entlemen (45), Man on 23 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Super meeting.lovely hard dick.i love to meet again

*ethro773 (51), Man on 16 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Was due to meet with G. Unfortunately work commitments got in the way and prevented play. Still met and had a good chat. Definitely want to meet this handsome guy again and go through all the things we’ve discussed. Can’t wait .

*ristol586 (50), Man on 9 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Spent a hot and passionate hour with this gent. Very welcoming and straight down to some lovely deep kissing. Made me wet with his tongue and fucked my inexperienced ass like it has never been fucked before. Recommended!

*OWY3 (51), Man on 23 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met him on the evening of 19 June. I was very nervous as I often am on first meets, but he did his best to put me at ease, and was really friendly and considerate.. He got my cock out and took it in his mouth and definitely knows how to suck cock. It wasn’t long before he got me close despite my nerves, and then wanked and sucked me until he made me cum down his throat sucking me dry. Definitely worth ‘popping out’ for.