Comedienne looking for good gags

TV/TS in Brundall / Norwich / London, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 hours ago

Magical gurl, tarot reader, adventuress and occasional stand-up comedienne (well, more kneel-down comedienne most days). Looking for hung Dom guys, couples or groups to play with, plus kink-friendly and/or magical friends.

Yes, I know I look a bit domme. But I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SUBS. Not for love nor money. And no matter how many times I say it, I still seem to be beating you guys off with a stick…

…maybe that’s where I’m going wrong?

Very much enjoy CNC with single tops or groups, but annoyingly hard to organise. (I mean, whaddoesittake to get a girl tied up and used around here?)

On that note, if you wanted to enact my top fantasy, you would:

- be hung and at least 5’10” tall

- either a builder / tradesman / road worker or prepared to dress like one

- own or be prepared to rent a van with cargo restraint rings

- pick me up, strap me down and gag me

- drive me somewhere reasonably remote, or at least where screaming won’t attract undue attention

- use me (safe anal only), keeping me gagged any time my mouth isn’t in use

- bonus: bring at least two friends

Ground rules:

- My time is limited due to work and family (I’m a carer). Please don’t waste it.

- NO BB, which means no cum up the bum please. Hate that I have to state it, but some people just don't read the instructions before putting tab A into slot B.

- For preference, be recently tested. If you need a test kit, visit tht.org.uk.

- If you like whipping/spanking/biting - no inexplicable bruising that's gonna last into the next day please.

- Can’t accom for above reason unless I trust and invite you, and then it’d only be in my garage. Don’t mind where you accom - in fact, nastier the better…

- Bring a sense of humour. Sex is too much fun to take seriously.

Outside that: professional nerd, number of geeky interests (amateur tarot reader, tech, astronomy). Should get around to relearning guitar. Also sometimes write comedy bits for friends. Queen of snap comebacks - guess I have a well trained gag reflex.

Have fun

Em x

Slut Emily

50 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bikers, Boots, Group sex, Leather, Muscle, Older guys, Rimming, S&M, Safe sex, Uniform

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*ombibull (52), Man on 4 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
met this delightful slut again for fun and kink, she is one of the best on here very willing, compliant and a great host. lets say her kink interests are growing under firm handling.

*ombibull (52), Man on 17 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
It is so wonderful to get this cute, sexy and very willing sub back in harness again and even more so when meeting her with others. If you get the chance do take and do not mess her about