Unshockable open minded nasty sex lover

Man in Barnsley, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 days ago

Hi and Hello

Disease and Germ free , last tested 23/02/24 and given a complete bill of health and I did have the full MOT check !!

I test regularly and it's why I prefer BB , I understand if you don't , it's about personal choice and I'll respect yours but you've got to respect mine in return

Bi male 56 Perverted Dom Daddy Type , Relaxed , Easygoing and fun to be around , I can hold a conversation and always quite chatty.

Love anything goes kinky and dirty sex fun , totally Unshockable , Perverted and depraved when needed to be and 100% discretion guaranteed . What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . I don't go telling teacher or your wife or your neighbors , or the vicar while on my knees in the confession box ,

I also love 70s /80s world of sport style pro wrestling role play , No I don't want to roll around naked on the floor trying to prove who's the toughest , what I like is the theatre and acting of professional wrestling ,

the Grunt's and groans ,

the trunks and Boot's ,

the 2 fall's 2 submissions or a knockout to decide the winner ,

introducing in the Red corner ,

Ask him referee ,

the dirty tag team working on a pathetic opponent in the corner using dirty move's behind the refs back .

I don't want to wrestle everytime I meet , I'm just has happy watching and having sex at the same time . If you don't understand then I'm not going to try and explain

I love Blowbangs , bukkakes , Gangbangs , messy deep throats with lot's of spit and drool ,

( I do like to suck on a cock ) so caged cocks that I can't touch suck or wank have very little interest to me ,

( I don't get fucked )

I absolutely love piss play , the wetter we are the better but piss fun does take some preparation to do it right , hour's of drinking clear fluids to get the tank full to bursting for many repeated piss shots . Most meets don't involve piss unless that's the prior arrangement because some people think I've got a hose pipe hidden down my shaft that I can just turn on.

I'm also a lover of food play and sploshing , get covered in custard , trifle , cream , chocolate , eggs , bean's , spaghetti ect ect love to cum or piss on food and see the sub slut eat it

I'm a Hetrosexual porn and popper's addict , I love man on man , men on men , men on man , I just don't enjoy watching it in porn , figure that out because I can't .

I love TV's , CD'S and however else you like to identify as.

sissy boy's ( my personal favourite)

I love seeing men in women's clothing , stockings , suspenders , girlie clothes , uniforms or any outfit of your personal choice that turns you on , nothing is taboo .

Quick summary list

NLF

Rough sex ( vanilla is ok in ice creams )

Nasty sex

Messy sex ( Spit and Drool )

Degrading sex

Wet Sex ( Very very soaking wet )

Role-play sex

BlowBangs , Gangbangs and groups.

Husband and Wife 3somes or Husband and Husband

Bukkake and cum play ( load after load of hot , sticky , juicy , tasty cum

Piss play ( gang piss ) , You really do need to come for a paddle in my Perverted Paddling Pool of Piss

Kissing ( tongues aplenty )

Role-play ( bring your own ideas and fetishes,nothing turned down ) except probably ( one day maybe with the right person in the right situation )

Subs / Dom's / BDSM / Control / CBT ( giving not receiving )

Daddy / Uncle / Son/Daughter

DD/LG / AP

Popper's ( I never play without them , I need the buzz ) hope you use them too . I don't do other drug's but don't mind if you do , in fact I positively encourage it

Hetrosexual porn of the more nasty and extreme variety ( unless the Gay porn is extreme and kinky )

Longer relaxed meets where the time is permitting , get the clothes off and wander naked for hour's , bring on the touchy feely

Naturism ( naked is good )

Sleazy darkened rooms and dingy sex den flat's made for the dirty Mack brigade to meet for sleazy sex are a particular turn on

Sorry if I've missed anything out , Just use your imagination and I'll be into it for sure

I've taken a long time to create this profile description , so the first fucking idiot to ask me what I like or what I'm into , will be shot to Hell with the block button . Know your own mind and what turns you on . Inexperienced virgin's that need training and don't know what they want is of little to no interest to me . If you want training get a fucking apprenticeship

90% of people on here are complete and utter time wasting WANKERS , so please contact me if you are in the 10% .

Fantasy Vs reality

I'm in the shower does anybody want to join me = Yes I'll just jump in my time machine and be there in 30 second's

I'm on my bed wanking to porn does anybody want to join me = Yes but by the time I've got my shoes on you will have cum , no longer be interested and gone offline

All I'm saying is keep it realistic !!!

Genuine people get it on

Timewasters please move along

If you can't put any effort into your profile , then why would I think you'll put any effort into having good sex fun , you don't need a college degree to string a few words together and say what you like or what you are looking for .

I want skin on skin action not message tennis , keep it realistic if you are mile's away then it probably won't happen so don't waste my time and yours unless it's some really interesting and amazing chat content

Please don't be offended if I don't reply straight away to your message , if I think you are a potential meet and fun for us both is achievable then I will reply . Sometimes I just pop on here as I'm going out of the door so trying to make conversation at that point is generally a waste of time , but if you have ticked any boxes then I will get back to you

Thanks for taking the time to read this novel of a profile and I hope that our swords cross xxx

Please don't be afraid or put off by the extreme nature of the fun , all the above descriptions are just a guideline for those people with a more adventurous nature and can or can't be implemented depending on personal tastes , to me sex is like outer space it's there to be explored and conquered xx

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100% Ageplayer

100% Non-monogamist

100% Exhibitionist

100% Voyeur

100% Sadist

100% Degrader

100% Boy/Girl

100% Daddy/Mommy

96% Dominant

93% Experimentalist

92% Primal (Hunter)