Phewwww

Couple (MM) in Manchester, North West, UK

... "To the guys we've met whilst being on here, thanks & good luck, and to the one's who are complete & utter timewasters and dreamers, fuck off. Goodbye.". 4 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Hello, thanks for looking at our profile: Please read, it saves explaining in chat, so here goes.

We are a gay married male couple and we live in Tameside in Manchester, we have been on this site previously, under the same profile name, so please say "hello" if you remember us.

If most of your profile picture's are of you in women's underwear, then you are not for us, it is of no interest to us what so ever.

We are NOT DADDIES/SIR'S to anyone, our photos may paint a false picture of who we are, we just like to wear the harness and jocks from time to time, we also have quite a few toys too, but that doesn't make us Ann Summers lol.

Not really interested in all this dom/sub malarkey.

Pics 4 & 5 are of both of us, wearing the same jock.

We are ok meeting smokers, but would ask that you don't smoke directly before meeting us as the smell is very off putting, and we do not allow smoking/vaping in our house.

We are top/vers and bottom only and the bottom is NOT into having his cock sucked or played with, it may seem strange to some people, but that's how it is.

We do play separately as well as together.

Absolutely NO BB EVER, it's not worth the RISK. SAFE sex only.

If you describe yourself as a cum dump or cum slut or slutty whore, then please kindly pass us by.

We will not pick anybody up and drop them off either, we are not a taxi service.

And NO we DO NOT want to share your Wife/Girlfriend with you, again we are gay men and have NO desire to sleep with a woman.

We enjoy most things sexually except blood, extreme pain, and poo.

We enjoy kissing, sucking, rimming, wanking and of course good old fucking, but safely.

We are quite hairy guys also, but may trim from time to time.

We DO NOT like the word man pussy, it's vile.

We are tested every 3 months religiously, and we will always post our results on here.... Both are clear as of December 2024, and both are on daily prep.

Please be honest, open, and upfront with us, and we will always be the same. It's not too much to ask for.

We/I will always reply to a wink or a message, even if it is to say "no thank you" Please try and do the same. It's courteous.

If you are miles away with never any chance of meeting, we will block your profile, it's nothing personal, but we do not do long distance meets unless we are actually in your area.

We ask that you are always showered and smell fresh to some degree, there is no need to be unclean and smelly in this day and age.

If you wear more make-up than Ru-Paul, then please pass us by, we want to keep our bedding and pillow cases clean.

We occasionally host parties when we get the chance, where we can get together with likeminded guys and have a chat and drink, tea & coffee supplied but anything stronger than those, then you provide your own, although we do not condone drink driving.

I am not interested in how much you want your arsehole to be stretched with toys, cocks, etc. I want to be able to slide in, not fall in.

We find caged cocks very weird, do not contact us if your cock is caged.

And i don't want to be having to call anyone a naughty girl, dirty bitch or a sissy slut as i am fucking them, i am a gay man who enjoys fucking men, and my partner enjoys being fucked by Arthur not Martha.

If you are supposedly owned by someone or looking to be trained, to jump through hoops or similar, please pass us by, we think it is very strange.

And NO.....we DO NOT want to sniff your girlfriend's or wifes' underwear, we couldn't think of anything more revolting.

No Skype-ing, camming, Whatsapp videoing etc, etc, it's boring.

Please have some pictures on your profile it's 2024, there is no excuse not to have any.

NO DRUGS....whatsoever and any mention of HNH or 420 on your profile and again you will be blocked straight away.

I will also block anyone who has looked at our profile numerous times, and doesn't have the decency to reply to a wink or a message, it's so bloody rude.

How do you meet for fun when you cannot accommodate and cannot travel? Please explain.

We don't log out of this site, so it looks like we are on constantly, we will reply to messages when we are online.

We will never discuss who we meet, with any other guys. It is our business who we meet and what we get up to.

I know some of this profile seems quite blunt, but it seems guys don't tend to read these profiles right the way through.

Please make sure your profile is up to date, nothing more annoying than it saying can accommodate and can travel, and when you ask can you accommodate? they say " no, not at the moment, we have the budgie staying with us " or some other stupid lame excuse.

We DON'T do Snapchat

We DON'T do Kik or any other kind of social media, it's hard enough organising a meet on here as it is.

Don't be rude guys, we are all here to have fun, thanks for reading, Good Luck & Happy Fabbing.

Timewasters:

Cheshirebiker

John

58 years old, Gay

5'11" 180cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings
Size: Small
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

John

50 years old, Gay

5'5" 165cm
Chubby
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings
Size: Average
Role: Top
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 80
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bears, Bikers, Boots, Cubs, Footy gear, Fur, Group sex, Kissing, Leather, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Rubber, S&M, Safe sex, Shaved, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism, Wanking

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