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Man in Glassford, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Normal(ish) guy lol, with a decent sized cock, looking for some nsa fun with like minded people. Nothing too heavy and I don't kiss! Age not important and I look a few years younger than my own actual age apparently?!. I’m 85-90% top.

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When I can meet it is only ever during the day Mon - Fri and never at short notice. I’m not interested in playing verbal ping pong, if I have to ask a question twice and it’s still not answered - ta ta.

I’m sorry if this is going to sound like I’m going on but I figure the more info I give the more it might save both our times! Ok, here goes - it's the 21st century, there’s no excuse for anyone not having a public photo on their profile, you can crop out or photoshop away any identifiable features you know!! - if you don't, then thank you but DON'T CONTACT ME, winks and messages from people without pics are immediately deleted. Secondly I can’t accom so if you can’t either ffs what is the point of winking or messaging me, just don’t! and I don’t do outdoor or car meets and just to reiterate from above I DON’T meet smokers. If you decide to drop me a line, please say something useful, a one or two word message saying "hi", “how’s it going?” or “want to meet?" Etc or messages in text speak gibberish will not get a response. Finally (sorry about all this) I’m a stickler for cleanliness and I’m really not keen on pubic hair, either on genitals or face, I tolerate a little stubble but if your a hairy bear/gorilla, have a big beard, keep an unruly bush in your pants or your foreskin doesn’t pull all the way back then just no!! Not into kissing, that’s for my female partner, Not into being called sir, daddy or any role play like that and if you ask me nonsense like “what are you going to do to me if we meet” the answer is simple, I’ll block you, we’re not going on a date ffs! I hate feet and just don’t get the whole footy gear thing so if any of those are your thing I wish you the very best but I'm not your guy.

Many thanks folks.

52 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Top
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 22 to 75
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Group sex, Naturism, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Shaved, Tattoos, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking

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*essica ham (67), Man on 11 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say wow a truly nice guy easily arranged came on time oh and that cock gave him oral then jumped on top of him and my one of the good guys ended up with a yummy load in my mouth can’t wait till we meet again xx

*eryhornybottom (53), Man on 19 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Really nice guy turned up as arranged got Naked I took his big thick cock in my mouth Sucked and licked his cock and balls turned Me over slid it in my ass gave me nice fuck Cock back in my mouth he shot a big tasty load Down my throat thanks again