Cool As

Man in Maidenhead, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 22 hours ago

I can accommodate pretty much anytime and travel locally only. I’m a top but very occasionally I like to try a nice dick up me.

First, and foremost. If you don’t trust me to have your phone number when arranging a meet, I don’t trust you coming into my home. To insist on messaging on here is stupid and DOESN’T WORK.

Get yourself a more secret app or a second number on your phone. Just anything.

I’ll get the awkward bit out of the way. Safe sex or bare:

It’s all down to the circumstances. I used to always play safe. Even though I take prep, STDs freak me out - but can easily be picked up, even with a johnny on. People need to educate themselves on this and stop acting thick. I have regular tests and expect the same back.

I’m a decent, fit, healthy, masculine, broad-minded, easygoing, reliable and grounded person.

I want to meet men men, around the same age group as me (45-65 ) with similar qualities, values and interests - both in and out of the sack.

I’m only into, Caucasian, older, normal, average, muscular, stocky, non- virtual Men.

Pretty, trim, skinny, perfect, fem, over submissive, young guys, Asians and Trannies, don’t work for me.

I particularly like tradesmen and manual workers, in work gear, as well as geeky guys and glasses.

I’m active, but occasionally, once in a blue moon, I take it, but I cannot guarantee how long I can take it for.

I love a smooth, firm or meaty arse. If you do, I almost, don’t necessarily have to see a face pic. It’s happened before.

If you wear your wife’s panties, fishnets, frillies, knickers, etc please don’t.

No sad, verification collectors please. Vouching for someone’s genuineness is fine. Verifying on someone’s profile, who you’ve just met, dramatising the meet, like you are some kind of Sex God, spunking all over the place, with little mention of your latest ‘victim’ in their profile , is pathetic.

I hate liars. I also have no time for people who are ignorant, precious, hypocritical, arrogant, rude, ostentatious, sexually disturbed, selfish, flakey.

For it to work, there must be lots of kissing and close body contact. I don’t do quickies so much now, and I can just as easily have a wank and save on time and fuel. I’m not interested in a quick blow job, even if it does involve swallowing a ‘hot creamy 7 day load’ . I wouldn’t even put my shoes on for a blow job only.

I enjoy longer, relaxing, mutual sessions. Ideally, the time spent, is enjoyable,- without the other, guy I’ve just met, looking at the clock every 5 minutes or checking his phone for messages, from the missus, to pick her up from Asda. Or, checking Grindr, sometimes whilst being fucked, to see if there’s another spunk donor in the area.

No, over-sub types. What’s happened to the calibre of a lot of guys. There’s a distinct shortage of healthy, red blooded, real blokes, on here and too many subs. Also, far too many versatile blokes, who aren't even versatile or know the meaning.

I'm tolerant towards highs etc and you can do what you want, in reason, as long as you don’t end up in a mess, have to be showered and dressed, go spastic or shit the bed.

If it’s going to go off with a bang, erections are pretty crucial, so maybe go easy on the p*ppers.

I have an adorable, 10 year old Cockapoo. Yes, she’s cute and friendly. This doesn’t mean she is available to be abused, in any way. Be warned.

I'm a massive fan of men in nice fitting,(MEN’s), underwear. Briefs are a big turn on. Baggy, off-white boxers are a turn off. As I like men, in men’s pants, I hope it doesn't offend anyone or cause too much upset. If you don’t have any, maybe add it onto the missus’ shopping list for when she’s next buying your underwear from Sports Direct.

I like working out in my pants and welcome anyone to join me and get sweaty in nice tight fitting briefs or shorts.

Apart from these minor preferences, I pretty much go with the flow. :)

So if you’re serious about meeting, not a time waster or a cunt, feel free to message me. :)

Last STD check March 2024. Clear. Next one this month.

Girthy

54 years old, Gay

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Top
Caucasian (white)