Why does no-one read my fucking profile?

Man in Johnstown, Kilkenny, Ireland

... "Heading into Kilkenny later today. If you can accommodate and want a blowjob drop me a message". 1 hour ago

Joined: 5 weeks ago
Last on: 55 minutes ago

Just your average Joe looking for some regular horny NSA fun. Not into kissing sorry if that's a deal breaker. Love giving oral and taking safe anal. Ideally I'd love to find someone who can give me their cock on a weekly basis. I can accommodate for the right guy.

I'm not on here to discuss the weather, so if you're going to message me please be a little more inventive than just saying "hi". No I don't have any chat apps on my phone. The only communication I do I through the messaging service on here.

For you picture collectors, I don't have any. The photo I have on my profile is all I have. If that's not good enough for you or you're looking for a mugshot then I suggest you move along, there's nothing to see here.

I can't meet weekdays, I'm at work. Evenings and weekends only. Just because I'm online doesn't mean I can meet at the drop of a hat. I don't care how horny you are don't message me expecting to meet in the next 30 minutes. Obviously there are times when I can meet right now but don't be disappointed if I tell you yes I can meet but it's going to be at least 2 or 3 hours before I'm free.

My ultimate fantasy is to be gang banged or be centre of attention in a bukkake party. The more cocks the merrier I say.

Prefer older guys 45+ which is a bit of an arse because as I age there are fewer and fewer older guys and I'm becoming an older guy myself. It's crap being the same age as old people!

Sydney university and anyone else for that matter has my permission to do whatever it likes with the information and photos found on my profile. If you can gain any academic use from this shite then fair play to you.

Who gives a crap if fabguys is a public or private company. You're here using the site and I'm sure that their terms and conditions trump yours.

If you've got this far and decide you want to message me put the words "Sausage sandwich" at the beginning of your message then I know you've bothered your arse to read my profile.

57 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 45 to 99 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Group sex, Older guys, Oral, Safe sex, Wanking