Saddle me up, Sit on my face & Pedal my ears to Ponty!!

Man in Talbot Green, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

I'm Looking for Mr Right... but until he gets here, I'm more than happy to take MR RIGHT NOW!!!!

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NO PHOTO - NO MEET! SIMPLE

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Hi Guys!

I'm Stuart, also known as "The Queerest of the Queer!"

I get that my profile has a lot on it, but if you bother to give it a quick read, you'll find that I answer most questions about myself you might wanna ask at first - plus, if you ask a question that is answered already here as an opener - don't expect a response. Just saying.

Right, here goes…

I'm a 39-year-old gay lad, interested in anything at all, as long as it involves cock!

I'm up for anything...

...whether it's:

Oral | Safe or Bareback | Quickies or All-Nighters | etc... etc... etc…

...The list goes on…

… literally…

...anything that doesn't involve piss or shit, and I'm up for it!!

I'm 4:20etc friendly, though, I don't often use them myself, however, I have absolutely no issue with meeting someone who likes them at all!!

I'm primarily looking for guys between 18 and 50, although, it's not set in stone - I am prepared to consider FIT guys over 50, provided I share some sort of common interest with them.

While I tend not to look at the larger gent on the whole, again, I don't rule out anyone based on looks, and I am willing to make exceptions for DECENT chubby guys, although, I do have my limits, quite simply, the way I see it, is that if you're above a 42” waist, sorry, but you're not for me… there's no 2 ways about it… if your larger than that, there's nothing genetic about it...

...its PIES - STEP AWAY FROM GREGGS!!

I'm not a size-queen in any way, shape, or form - guys with small appendages are just as welcome as those who are hung like a horse - My only requirement is a cock - any size - and quality ALWAYS BEATS quantity, especially when used correctly!!

For those of you who find it impossible to refrain from wearing ladies underwear, please be advised, that I have no interest whatsoever, in ‘Chicks with Dicks,’ or 'Cocks in Frocks,’ and any such guy who chooses to message me whilst displaying such a picture, will almost definitely be ignored - unless, of course, you happen to be so fit that words cannot describe, in which case, “Is there any need?!?!”

Excluding cock, my only other passion in life, is dance music, especially techno, rave & happy hardcore from the 80’s & 90’s - from Slammin’ Vinyl & Raver Baby, through to Darren Styles & Scooter… if it's got a beat, I'll dance to it… There's no trace in the world that can't be made better by the presence of glow-sticks!!!!

My beautiful cat, "Buster," means more to me than any other person or being in my life! In truth, I really do LOVE ALL ANIMALS - but pets in particular!

When people decide to take on the commitment involved in getting any animal as a pet, they should do so, with the knowledge and intentions, to love, protect, and care for their pet - just as they would their own children! Our pets don't often get the opportunity to choose for themselves who their owner is to be - and compared to people, they tend to only be on this planet with us for a relatively short period of time. That time, no matter how short it may be, should be spent, safe in the knowledge that they will always be looked after, and will never suffer hurt or neglect! It's the very least we can do, to repay them for the unquestioning loyalty, and unlimited love that they give to us during their lifetimes!

Any person who doesn't understand my principles or my passion for all animals, need not bother to get in touch!

So… that's about it from me on here for now, but if there's anything about else you'd like to know that I haven't already covered here, do feel free to drop me a message, and I'll get back to you!

I don't bite... Well, not unless you ask me nicely!

I usually reply to all messages I receive within a few hours - if you are of an impatient nature, please do not be tempted to send me multiple messages in an attempt to get me to answer sooner, as anyone who does this shall be blocked without hesitation…

I do also have a life outside of this website, and my time is my own. I won't be rushed by anyone, or for any reason.

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PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME UNLESS YOU EITHER HAVE A PUBLIC PROFILE FACE PICTURE, OR YOU AT LEAST SEND ONE WITH YOUR MESSAGE, OR I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A RESPONSE!

THE EXCUSE OF "NOT HAVING A CAMERA" IN THIS DAY-AND-AGE, IS UTTER NONSENSE - IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE EXPLICIT, OR ANYTHING SPECIAL. I JUST LIKE TO KNOW WHO I'M CHATTING WITH!

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Stuart

39 years old, Gay

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings
Size: Average
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 58
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Bareback, Bears, Boots, Cubs, Footy gear, Group sex, Kissing, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, Safe sex, Shaved, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking

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*onlylad32 (45), Man on 26 May 2021 by Meeting in person:
Spontaneous no hassle meet, warm lunchtime outdoir fun, great blowjob

*avies32 (56), Man on 26 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Well an exceptionally passionate spontaneous rematch that will take some beating, thanks captain, welcome back anytime.

*avies32 (56), Man on 9 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
Well i have to say, captain by name and nature, this guy as oral skills like no other, a nice pleasant intelligent guy, with all the skills to back it, a nice sensual and passionate experience that I hope will soon be repeated

*omek (40), Man on 30 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
Had a very hot last minute meet with this guy, gives a spectacular bj ;) Hopefully do it again soon...