Bloke

Man in N Yorks, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 minutes ago

The photo of my cock got your attention. That’s what it’s there for. This is the important stuff:

Sane, single and sorted man’s man looking for mates / meets.

I do not respond to people who are not in my preferred age range.

I prefer not to meet anyone who does not provide a clear recent face picture. I always send a face picture in response to messages. Sure, I’ll meet you without a face pic - but based on recent experiences, you have a 20% chance of getting over my doorstep. It’s not a waste of my time, I only accom and it takes 10 seconds to get from the sofa to the front door and another 20 to tell you that you have had a wasted trip.

If my telephone is on, I show as being ‘online’ - this does not mean that I am actively cruising this site. If my status is blank, it is safe to assume that I’m not looking to meet. If I am showing as ‘very near’ it is probably because I am on a train passing close to you - I work all over Berks, Surrey, Hants and London. I live and meet in RG1 (near hospital / uni) and nowhere else. Certainly not outdoors or in a car. I do not receive notifications when people message or wink - if I’m on the site I will see your message, if I’m not, I won’t.

I do not do recreational drugs. I do not meet people who do recreational drugs. Drugs invite chaos and my happy but boring life does not need chaos. I like room aromas, the odd vape and a pint; if you need more than that to make you happy, please jog on.

This is a ‘cruising’ website. I am here to meet guys for sex, not to spend hours doing ping pong messaging and enabling wank fantasies for time wasters. If you want to cum without actually meeting someone, there are a million websites you can choose from to fuel your right hand. I am not one of them. Also, I’m not looking for love or relationships, just sex. For that reason, If you’re straight and married you will automatically jump to the front of the line. If, once we are messaging with a view to meeting, you need clarification about what exactly constitutes ‘sex’- I will assume that you are a time waster, fantasist or imbecile and the conversation will end.

If you message me and it is clear that you have not read these details, do not be surprised or offended if I do not reply.

If you ever ask me for money, or trot out a sob story as a precursor to asking me for money, that will be the final part of the final conversation that we ever have.

Bloke

56 years old, Gay

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Top
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 45 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Army, Boots, Feet, Footy gear, Kissing, Muscle, Rimming, Safe sex, Skinheads, Tattoos, Uniform, Wanking

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