Looking for a friend with benefits

Man in Somerset, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 months ago

Amid this digital tapestry where hearts flutter and profiles shimmer with promises of connection, I find myself assuming the role of a humble seeker, threading my way through the labyrinth of romantic prospects with a buoyant spirit akin to a feather adrift on a gentle breeze. "A charismatic individual with an affinity for mirth and a penchant for perspicacity," I declare to the virtual universe, in pursuit not merely of a companion, but a co-creator in the grand narrative of existence; a fellow architect with whom to fashion impromptu escapades and cultivate profound bonds amidst the tumultuous ballet of life's manifold marvels.

Passion courses through my veins like a surging river, propelling me towards uncharted vistas, tantalizing flavors, and the timeless symphony of dialogue, all while reveling in the radiance of a shared bottle of wine. Thus, dear reader, should you find yourself drawn to the magnetism of adventure tinged with irony and seasoned with a pinch of audacity, swipe right, and let us compose our romantic saga, where each instant is a tableau ripe with potential for mirth, affection, and the occasional witticism.Due to my travelling with my career I have now developed a bloody DVT CANT DRIVE FOR 3 MONTHS

And fret not, for though my stature may be diminutive, my essence is boundless, poised to erupt like a cyclone, shattering the barriers of solitude to unveil the infinite expanse of opportunity that awaits when two souls dare to embark on the journey together. Should you stumble in articulating a sentence, our compatibility shall wane, for ignorance is a veil obscuring the brilliance of self-awareness!

Age, a mere numerical cipher, finds me at a youthful sixty, redefining the parameters of what it means to embody magnificence, fearlessness, and vivacity! Endowed with the sagacity of epochs and the vitality of perpetual spring, this enigmatic luminary seeks life's next great odyssey.

Sizzle Factor: As velvety as aged whiskey and as incandescent as a tropical sunset, I radiate a charm that outshines a midsummer day in the Caribbean. A walking, talking epitome of allure, with a wink capable of launching a thousand ships and a smile potent enough to thaw polar ice caps.

Intellectual Dynamo: Einstein's dictum, "Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death," serves as my lodestar! A savant of culture, a virtuoso of the intellect, and a devotee of refinement, I am equally at ease discussing Proust as I am dissecting quantum mechanics.

The Quest for...? Ah, the perennial quest! I seek a kindred spirit, a fellow accomplice, and a co-conspirator in the grand adventure of existence. Whether it involves relishing a fine vintage under a starlit sky, traversing distant corners of the globe, or indulging in witty repartee over brunch, I yearn for someone who mirrors my zest for life and matches my rapier wit.

?? Sizzle Factor: As smooth as aged whiskey and as fiery as a tropical sunset moi exudes a charm that's hotter than a summer day in the Caribbean. They're a walking, talking embodiment of allure with a wink that could launch a thousand ships and a smile that could melt polar ice caps.

?? Intellectual Dynamo: Einstein once said, "Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death." I took those words to heart and ran with them! A connoisseur of culture, a maestro of the mind, and a scholar of sophistication, they're as comfortable discussing Proust as they are debating particle physics.

?? The Quest for...? Ah, the eternal question! I ask. I am on the lookout for a kindred spirit, a partner in crime, and a co-conspirator in the grand escapade called life. Whether it's savoring a fine wine under the stars, exploring far-flung corners of the globe, or engaging in witty banter over brunch, they're seeking someone who can match their joie de vivre and quick wit.

So, if you're ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, love, and limitless possibilities, buckle up and join me on the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime. Adventure awaits! As does great kissing sex sex and more sex!!!!!To my fellow ugly ducklings everywhere,

Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:

They'll never get to be swans” my apologies as in July I have been overseas on businesss

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64 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Chubby
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Pretty Big
Role: Versatile
Caucasian (white)

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Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 22 to 75
Won't meet smokers

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Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Bareback, Bears, Cruising, Cubs, Group sex, Kissing, Muscle, Naturism, Older guys, Oral, Rimming, Safe sex, Voyeurism, Webcam, Wanking

Looking for a friend with benefits

Man in Somerset, South West, UK

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