I am looking for Tops or Versatile! I can accommodate in Lichfield.

Man in Lichfield, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 11 months ago

If I wink at you, I am interested! If you feel the same, then please drop me line! Please READ ALL my profile FIRST.

No 3 or 4 word messages please!

Tell me what you LIKE and WANT and/or ASK me !

I would like US to have consensual, erotic, mutually pleasurable FUN!

I am told I am good with "newbies"... (who show commitment to learn.)

I am kinky, and I will try anything twice!

I like ass play both ways.

I need a deep safe fucking.

I really like giving and receiving oral sex.

I love my toys!

NONE OF THE ABOVE ARE PRE-REQUISITES...well apart from being fucked!

Compromise and understanding are essential.

However, I do not do.... Blood/Extreme pain/Breath play/cutting/CP that leaves marks, and my pet HATE is ! Must be shower fresh and clean inside and out!

I am very genuine, reasonably intelligent, and have a good sense of humour.

I am tolerant towards ALL types of people, even Liverpudlians and short people like myself!

I want to MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE, for hopefully, more than just "good sex", embracing at least friendship, and mutual respect.

If that doesn’t work, let’s just have a damn good time!

Mutual pleasure is the goal.

A shared understanding is important.

I am unshockable, kinky, and open to suggestions and experimentation. Contact me!

Please note:

1. I will send you my "mugshots"...when I reply to your message. I WILL NOT MEET without seeing a picture of your face. As we both know, physical attraction forms a large part of "compatibility"! I made the mistake of "going blind" once...NEVER AGAIN!

2. Please use some imagination! Messages like Hi/How RU/U OK?/U lookin?/HELLO, particularly when the profile is blank and picture-less do little to inspire confidence! Many will be simply ignored.

I usually respond to all messages but this type are just annoying!

I DO NOT DO… "suck and go", "quick wanks", "outside meets" or give or take "anon head"

3. Time wasters will be named and shamed in the future.

4. I am on here for good, clean but naughty fun...

If that is what you like...drop me a line.

Phew...Thanks for getting this far. Sorry to be so pedantic, but at least you now know the type of person I am looking for. I AM ON HERE TO MEET PEOPLE ….Could that be you?

Please START your message with "I WANT SOME MUTUAL FUN”. That way, I will know if you have read the above, without falling asleep! Thanks.

Note to Sydney University and others....

Hi Sydney if you, or anyone uses my pics I'll get my 6'10" boyfriend to hold you down, violate your ring piece and make you wear nappies the rest of your life. Or maybe get Skippy the fucking kangaroo to smash your back doors in, & fill you with his baby batter.Xx

Now the Legal bit.

YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF MY PROFILE OR PICTURES, ORIGINAL OR EDITED IN ANY FORMAT, INCLUDING SOCIAL MEDIA OF ANY KIND.

IF YOU HAVE OR DO SO, IT WILL BE CONSIDERED A SERIOUS VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY AND OTHER HUMAN RIGHTS. IN THIS CASE YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO LEGAL, CIVIL, (And possibly NON-CIVIL, as above) CONSEQUENCES.

*** Any such usage will be considered as a breach of my legal right to privacy and I will prosecute any persons or company doing so. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Les

66 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Chubby
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings
Size: Average
Role: Bottom
Caucasian (white)

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 70
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

1 on 1, Anal, Cubs, Group sex, Oral, Piercings, Rimming, S&M, Safe sex, Shaved, Tattoos, Uniform, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*LLEN (63), TV/TS on 6 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Recently met and had a very enjoyable afternoon of sexual play. Will def meet up again.

*LLEN (63), TV/TS on 3 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Spent a very enjoyable afternoon with Les. We are definately going to meet again to continue our fun and games.

*annah_e (58), TV/TS on 31 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
My first meet of any kind and it couldn't possibly have been better. Les was welcoming, charming and patient and we ended up having a few hours of all sorts of fun. Can't wait for next time.

*esty607cd (41), TV/TS on 11 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Very relaxed guy and meet, got dressed up in bedroom and started off on sofa hands exploring my body up my dress couldn’t get enough of my sexy body. Could kiss with you all day mmm Sucked my cock n fingered My hole had my legs shaking was a very sensual experience and made my legs go to jelly for the drive home. Defo knows how to treat a girl n lovley suckable cock xx

*AP1962 (62), Man on 16 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Excellent from start to finish , nice chat before and after an the inbetween stuff well was magical. Exactly what fab is supposed be about. Thanks you , hope meet again, next time will make sure I don’t bugger me ankle up beforehand lol

*arry51 (66), Man on 15 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Brillant time was had by all will definity have to do it again

*arked man (63), Man on 2 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a great time with Les today his oral skills are divine and his toy collection vast.We had a nice chat before and after and shared a shower which was a great icebreaker

*earcher67 (57), Man on 20 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Les was a pleasure to meet. He gave detailed instructions on where and how to access his residence. He is a fascinating man who will not suit those who are seeking a three minute unloading session. He is courteous, engaging, knowledgeable, safe and sensuous. His medical background means that he will not suffer unsafe sex and he and his toys were scrupulously clean. Meets with him are unhurried and start with conversation; he is not a quickie merchant and this quality is shown in the care and consideration that he shows before, during and after sex. I highly recommend him. It’s only a pity that I met him at the end of my sojourn in England.

*mour2205 (73), Man on 10 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Lovely meet with a sexy guy shame not everyone is as genuine as this guy thanks xx

*ary11400 (45), Man on 2 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
2nd meet Lovely fuck able arse which took a good old pounding as requested.... Hope for more..